the world does not want me to have caffeine today.
jodilyn: First it wouldn’t take dimes, at either pop machine. So I went to another one wayyyy on the other side of the newsroom. It was out of all the diet pop. So then I grabbed two nickels and went back to the other machine. Success! Except it never distributed my pop. Weep. Are you from the midwest? I say “pop,” too, and when I do, people here either make fun of me or...
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meanmrmustard: (via gilmourgirl) Fine.
The rise of hugely insufferable women →
Frank: There are lots of French words we use but the meanings are slightly different.
Me: Like reconnaissance, rapport. Those have similar meanings in French and English.
Me: What does 'rendez-vous' mean in French? "Meet me," right?
Me: So doesn't it mean basically the same in English?
Frank: Well, yeah, but it has more "frenchy" connotations... like sexual.... (raises eyebrows)
Me: Yeah, but people don't really use that term that often, do they?
The Feminista Files | FEM respect: Manute Bol... →
katoleary: Bol spent his entire basketball fortune and survived attacks on his life to save and improve lives in and around Sudan. He lost hundreds of family members in an ongoing war but saved or educated at least that many with peacemaking efforts that one author compared to Muhammad Ali. His family was wiped out by Darfurians, but when that country became victims, Bol was one of the first...
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I don’t blame God. I blame religion. I don’t believe there is such a thing as...– Christopher Hitchens (via brooklynmutt)
Republicans talk about tax cuts like frat boys talk about oral sex; they don’t...– Love Rhino (via danielextra) (via frothyparadise) (via brooklynmutt)
I'm a patient of Dr. God.
merty: So I signed up for a class at the local community college and, as I was reviewing all the fees and whatnot, I came across this: MPC charges a fee to support the operation of the Student Health Services office. This is a required fee except for students who depend exclusively on prayer for healing, students enrolled in apprenticeship courses, and students enrolled in off campus...