April 2009
33 posts
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
I was walking around near my apartment, minding my own business when a woman came up from behind me and said “Ass is too big for those shorts.”
“Excuse me?” I called after the 60ish, slightly disheveled woman, who was already walking ahead of me, outpacing me.
“Your ass. It’s large,” she called back over her shoulder matter-of-factly, with a hint of anger in her voice, as if I was the one who was out of line to question her insult.
I noticed that as she continued walking away from me that she was mumbling to herself. I realized that she was probably a schizophrenic, or had some other mental disorder.
I know I should shake off her insult, because crazy people say crazy shit, right? But I feel like I’ve been wronged somehow. I by no means have a petite ass, but it’s reasonably sized. It’s not outlandishly huge.
Also, it’s not like I was strutting around in cutoffs. I was wearing khaki shorts, not that tight, that hit a few inches above my knees. I examined my ass in the mirror when I got home and it looked pretty decent in the shorts, so I don’t know what the fuck she was talking about.
Anyway, long story short, if I see that old mentally disturbed lady again I’m totally going to punch her in the face.
I HAD to reblog this b/c last year around this time I was walking home along Wisconsin Ave. and got attacked by a schizophrenic woman. She ran at me and hit me for no reason. After a few hours I found the situation pretty funny, but this is way better!
P.S. I saw her multiple times after the incident, once being the next night in a restaurant around the corner from my apartment. She was getting kicked out for going into the restroom, standing on a girl’s feet, screaming “don’t touch me,” and then hitting the girl and walking out. Now I steer clear of anyone looking nuts on the street.
My coworker created this logo…too funny
Karl Rove bitchig about Biden.
Dear Mr. Rove. I know I’m the foreigner here and you are the all-american white dude, but it is “If i WERE being unkind” - you bitch.
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Dear Jody Hill, Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, and all the assholes involved in greenlighting, producing, and marketing such utterly awful material:
We are not going to see “Observe and Report,” and I want to make things clear. I am not refusing to see it because it isn’t my type of movie, or because I am a person of delicate sensibilities who cannot handle “edgy” humour. I am refusing to see it because after reading numerous reviews and interviews with all of you that NOT EVEN ONE OF YOU thought very carefully or even, hell, at all about the issues involved in making a scene in which someone not only screws an unconscious person, but such act is “made okay” (per Mr. Rogen) because she drunkenly murmured something in the middle of the act.
Now, it may very well be possible to “joke” about rape in a subversive manner. On this question the members of this group may have individual views. However, we are united in the idea that this is NOT IT.
Envelope and taboo-breaking humour has its place, and we would not advocate that you be censored by some governmental entity. But please, don’t flatter yourself that such a disgusting and flippant attitude towards rape is anything “new” or “original.” You are playing to the crappy attitudes of your target audience (i.e., men in their teenage years and twenties, i.e. by and large that demographic to which many date rapists belong), and they make this kind of “joke” all the time, every day. You are more or less producing “humor” that shares a cleverness level with Rush Limbaugh’s and Don Imus’s. Congratulations.
If your aim was to prove that irredeemable assholes exist in the world, allow me to suggest that your point is really trite. Turn on the news. Just this week a couple of men killed their children.
We have sat through South Park, and I sat through Superbad, and we will sit through a hundred things in our lives that are based on what some of us would consider to be offensive humor, and in every single one of those cases thus far some glimmer of hope has been provided that such taboo-breakers were at the very least, SELF-AWARE about what they were doing, and that made a world of difference.
But in your case, all I see in your interviews is (a) a VERY confused attitude about what constitutes informed consent to sexual activity; and (b) an unwillingness to admit that this was all in shitty taste.
We are not advocating that you be censored by the government or anything so please don’t hysterically cry First Amendment or “artist’s prerogative.” These issues are irrelevant. But we wanted you to know why we will not see your movie, and we wanted you to know it was based on your own statements and characterization of your work. There is really nothing to be done at this point to make this better other than your movie flopping dreadfully, and the only way we can cause that to happen is not to go see it. And to encourage our friends and family not to. And to write screeds you probably won’t read anyway on Facebook.
But we’re gonna do what we can.
Sincerely,
The Members of this GroupThe articles/blog posts that inspired this group:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/04/does_seth_rogen_rape_anna_fari.html
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/04/08/observe-and-reports-date-rape-apologism/
http://tigerbeatdown.blogspot.com/2009/04/um.html
http://www.avclub.com/articles/anna-faris,26245/
http://jezebel.com/5204177/is-date-rape-funny-seth-rogen-explains-it-all-for-you
P.S. If you disagree with this group, don’t join it. Buy your ticket to the movie and go. That can be your vote on whether it’s acceptable to be so goddamned flippant about rape.
Now that I’ve read the New York piece linked above, there isn’t much of a question in my mind that the rape scene in this movie is totally disrespectful toward and dismissive of victims of acquaintance rape. (Seriously, read the article, written by someone who actually saw the scene in question.) I will say that the commenters on the article did restore my faith in humanity slightly.
I would guess that most people who intend to see this movie know someone who has been a victim of this type of assault. Please reconsider whether this is the type of message about rape you wish to support, financially and otherwise.
I wasn’t going to see this movie anyway b/c I don’t think Seth Rogen is funny but this whole rape scene issue is just sickening… and sad
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Reblogging for obvious reasons. These stories are making me tear up.
We should all try to help these types of places in our areas. If you don’t have much money to give, donate a bag of dog or cat food or a few hours of your time. I personally would never be able to volunteer at one of those places because I would prolly try to adopt every one of those animals and invite them over to sleep in my bed. My boyfriend and 2 golden retrievers would very likely become frustrated with me.