5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
I was walking around near my apartment, minding my own business when a woman came up from behind me and said “Ass is too big for those shorts.”
“Excuse me?” I called after the 60ish, slightly disheveled woman, who was already walking ahead of me, outpacing me.
“Your ass. It’s large,” she called back over her shoulder matter-of-factly, with a hint of anger in her voice, as if I was the one who was out of line to question her insult.
I noticed that as she continued walking away from me that she was mumbling to herself. I realized that she was probably a schizophrenic, or had some other mental disorder.
I know I should shake off her insult, because crazy people say crazy shit, right? But I feel like I’ve been wronged somehow. I by no means have a petite ass, but it’s reasonably sized. It’s not outlandishly huge.
Also, it’s not like I was strutting around in cutoffs. I was wearing khaki shorts, not that tight, that hit a few inches above my knees. I examined my ass in the mirror when I got home and it looked pretty decent in the shorts, so I don’t know what the fuck she was talking about.
Anyway, long story short, if I see that old mentally disturbed lady again I’m totally going to punch her in the face.
I HAD to reblog this b/c last year around this time I was walking home along Wisconsin Ave. and got attacked by a schizophrenic woman. She ran at me and hit me for no reason. After a few hours I found the situation pretty funny, but this is way better!
P.S. I saw her multiple times after the incident, once being the next night in a restaurant around the corner from my apartment. She was getting kicked out for going into the restroom, standing on a girl’s feet, screaming “don’t touch me,” and then hitting the girl and walking out. Now I steer clear of anyone looking nuts on the street.
Karl Rove bitchig about Biden.
Dear Mr. Rove. I know I’m the foreigner here and you are the all-american white dude, but it is “If i WERE being unkind” - you bitch.